Sunday, April 18, 2010

And you thought you were fat


   As we age, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
    So, we aren't heavy or overweight; instead we are enormously cultured, educated, and happy!
    Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror, I will think, "Good grief, look how smart I am!"


  1. Sandi,
    This is so funny that I had to copy it to send to my sister!
    I am so smart that I can't stand myself! LOL!


  2. Sandi, wiser words have never been spoken! I'm glad I discovered your blog, and best of luck to you on my blog contest/giveaway. Oh yes, I agree that Dawn is a wonderful person....the best!