When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be.
-- James Matthew Barrie
As we age, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
So, we aren't heavy or overweight; instead we are enormously cultured, educated, and happy!
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror, I will think, "Good grief, look how smart I am!"
